Alright, so my “official” Music Top 30 of 2008 will be up next week on the crazy awesome CJLO Magazine (and can also be seen below), however while I did not want to get into too much detail on that list, I still want to take a minute (or five….time is relative on here anyway….) to wax poetic on my two top picks from this past year: Paint It Black’s New Lexicon and The Gaslight Anthem’s The ’59 Sound.

Philadelphia’s Paint It Black are by no means a new name amongst the worldwide hardcore scene (and I do mean worldwide, though that has more to do with the unprecidented accessibility of music thanks to the internet than the band’s actual tour itinerary or Jade Tree Records’ distribution despite both of those things being large and impressive), however I would say that before this year my love of them remained within in relatively healthy parameters, always overshadowed by frontman Dan Yemin’s other band that absolutely NO ONE has heard of called Lifetime. Then came New Lexicon.
As far as the songwriting goes, it is certainly no better or worse than your standard east coast hardcore fare: driven by a pounding drum beat and bassline with the guitar work filling in the gaps where needed. While the cast of characters making up the musical instrument noise (Josh Agran and Andy Nelson (Affirmative Action Jackson) and Jared Shavelson (The Hope Conspiracy, None More Black)) are certainly top notch, its the voice of the band that truly defines what makes it great. Yemin (a fully certified and praticing Child Psychologist) is a frickin word ninja. No matter what subject he chooses to tackle (everything from God to vegetarianism to anonymous insulting assholes on the internet), he manages to mold his thoughts on them into the most biting, straightforwardly honest lyrics I’ve heard since I discovered Minor Threat and delivers them with one of the most unique, raw voices in hardcore today. His frustration and anger is completely on the table in tracks like “White Kids Dying of Hunger” and “Gravity Wins” just like his hope and love of life is on point in “Past Tense, Future Perfect” and “We Will Not.” However, the track that takes the cake for me is “The Beekeeper” with its incredibly quotable breakdown of “live fast but dont die young, slow down but never ever stop.” Words to live by if I ever heard them.
The production on this record is also notably unique. While all the sounds were recorded by the unfuckwithable J. Robbins, the entire record was mixed and mastered by what most would consider an unlikely party (unless you’re familiar with his origins) within the hardcore scene: The Oktopus (one half of the similarly unfuckwithable New Jersey Hip-Hop duo Dälek) However, the layering of sounds as well as the ambient, found-sound interludes present on the record add a dimension that was heretofore unseen on a hardcore record and adds an air of both mystery and urgency to the record that ultimately proves to be an entirely effective addition to the proceedings.
Simply put, this record and its decidedly motivational/confrontational message got to me exactly when I needed it to and reminded me just how powerful music in general and hardcore in particular can be. When I saw Paint It Black in March and again in April and July, Yemin openly declared that they had created the most important hardcore record of 2008 and while there were certainly a lot of great hardcore offerings this year, none of them came anywhere close to this.

This leads us to the other record that I found so good this year that I actually had to split my Top 30 into two seperate lists so that I could have two number ones, the sophomore release from New Brunswick, New Jersey’s The Gaslight Anthem. While New Lexicon was essentially my musical therapy/anger release tool of the year, The ’59 Sound was my musical prozac.
I first discovered The Gaslight Anthem when they opened for Florida’s favorite folk-punks Against Me! in 2007. While this statement might imply that I had actually SEEN them open for Against Me! I feel I should specify that I was only AWARE that they had done so…but that was more than enough for me to actively seek out their 2007 full length Sink or Swim. While I certainly enjoyed that record a great deal, it was ultimately trumped by the debut full length from Hertfordshire, England’s Gallows for best record of 2007. However, my love of the band continued on through their first release of the year, the Senor and the Queen EP and their signing to SideOneDummy records. However, as rumours began to swirl about the record leaking to the internet a few months prior to its scheduled release, other rumours about the record’s inability to please also began. These rumours admittedly had be worried, since while New Lexicon was a pleasant surprise, I was actively anticipating this record to be nothing short of amazing. I had already been let down by one release this year (Protest the Hero’s shit sandwich of a third record), however once I finally managed to hear The ’59 Sound in its entirety I could proudly label those who spread those early rumors as “complete retards.”
This record arguably delivers something for all fans of country, the blues, early rock n’ roll, punk rock and, to up the already high name drop quota of this post, Bruce Springsteen. While the comparisons to The Boss were made in response to their first record, this is probably only because singer/guitarist Brian Fallon had repeatedly listed Springsteen as a personal influence and music reporters are dumb (since that record had way more in common with Hot Water Music and Lucero than it ever did with Springsteen.) However, that established influence took center stage this time, as everything from the production to the packaging to the songs themselves actively emulated The Boss and the musical era he came from. While many would view this as a negative thing, I choose to see it as incredibly positive thing based on the simple principle that no one, especially no one as old as the members of The Gaslight Anthem, writes music like that anymore. The kind of songs that could make you laugh, cry, shiver and shake your body, almost despite yourself, like the works of Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan could are slowly becoming extinct or relegated to oldies stations and mail order record catalogues while the artists themselves are becoming shadows of their former selves both artistically and commercially (that last Springsteen EP was okay, but seriously Bob? Shilling for Victoria’s Secret? Selling your record exclusively at Starbucks? COME ON MAN! Elvis did some stupid things too, but you are really pushing it.) However, Fallon and crew (drummer Benny Horowitz, bassist Alex Levine and guitarist Alex Rosimilia) haven’t forgotten how powerful songs like “Born to Run” and “Glory Days” could be (even if they’re all far too young to have been around when those albums were released) and have opted to bring that feeling to a new generation with absolutely stellar results.
The haunting, jaded defeat of “Here’s Lookin At You Kid,” the playful joy of “Casanova Baby” and the stoik rememberence of the title track, The ’59 Sound, all resonate as incredibly powerful emotions that are at the same time both relatable to pretty much everyone while still remaining somewhat neutral for those who like their music that way (not everyone needs their music laden with personal messages and relatable plot points after all…those people are most likely soulless,but I’m still pretty sure they exist nonetheless.) Another plus to this record is that while most of the tracks stand perfectly well on their own, the record still manages to create an entirely listenable package that most artists who write singles completely fail to create (if that’s even their goal…which we all know it isn’t…coughfloggingmollycoughcough………wait I love Flogging Molly what the fuck am I talking about?….ANYWAY…)
Essentially, these guys manage to prove, despite the music industry standard to separate people into genre specifications, that universally enjoyable music can still be created (its rare, but it does happen.) This fact can’t be illustrated better than by the crowd that turned out for their record release show at The Middle East in Cambridge, Massachusetts this past August. There were the jaded music connoisseurs but also the “appreciators-in-passing.” You had the punks and the jocks, the nerds and the “cool kids,” all united in a sweaty singalong. While this phenomenon is not altogether uncommon these days as more and more cult bands receive mainstream attention, which in return varies their audiences, I’m not entirely sure The Gaslight Anthem are THAT big quite yet (though they will be very very soon), which probably means all those people managed to discover and enjoy them on their own based only on the band’s music and without the assistance of mainstream marketing, which is ABSOLUTELY more rare of an occurrence.
Alright there ya go, another long-winded diatribe about why good music still exists. Go buy both of these. Do it.
Top 15 Heavy Records of 2008
1. Paint It Black – New Lexicon (Jade Tree)
2. Fucked Up – The Chemistry of Common Life (Matador)
3. Disfear – Live the Storm (Relapse)
4. Reign Supreme – American Violence (Deathwish)
5. Bison B.C. – Quiet Earth (Metal Blade)
6. Genghis Tron – Board Up the House (Relapse)
7. Carpathian – Isolation (Deathwish)
8. These Arms are Snakes – Tail Swallower and Dove (Suicide Squeeze)
9. Cursed – III: Architects of Troubled Sleep (Goodfellow)
10. Russian Circles – Station (Suicide Squeeze)
11. Verse – Aggression (Bridge 9)
12. Grave Maker – Bury Me At Sea (Smallman)
13. Blacklisted – Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than God (Deathwish)
14. The Bronx – The Bronx III (White Drugs)
15. Trash Talk – Trash Talk (TT Collective)
Top 15 Less Heavy Records of 2008
1. The Gaslight Anthem – The ’59 Sound (SideOneDummy)
2. Fucked Up – The Chemistry of Common Life (Matador)*
3. Tom Gabel – Heart Burns (Sire)
4. Dillinger Four – C I V I L W A R (Fat Wreck Chords)
5. Chris Wollard and the Ship Thieves – Chris Wollard and the Ship Thieves (Independent)
6. The Hold Steady – Stay Positive (Vagrant)
7. The Creepshow – Run For Your Life (Stomp)
8. Mates of State – Re-Arrange Us (Barsuk)
9. LaGrecia – On Parallels (Suburban Home)
10. Amanda Palmer – Who Killed Amanda Palmer? (Roadrunner)
11. Tim Barry – Manchester (Suburban Home)
12. The Mae Shi – HLLYH (Team Shi)
13. Monotonix – Body Language (Drag City)
14. Bridge and Tunnel – East/West (No Idea)
15. Carpenter – Law of the Land (Smallman)
*This record includes both all the characteristics of a great heavy record AND all the characteristics of a great less heavy record (and if you disagree you are wrong.)
Honorable Mention
Street Dogs – State of Grace (Hellcat)
Chuck Ragan & Austin Lucas – Bristle Ridge (Ten Four)
Thrice – The Alchemy Index Volume 2: Air and Earth (Vagrant)
Thrice – Live at the House of Blues (Vagrant)
An Albatross Family Album (Eyeball)
Fear Before – Fear Before (Equal Vision)
The Loved Ones – Build and Burn (Fat Wreck Chords)
Virgins – Miscarriage (Kiss of Death)
Dead to Me – Little Brother (Fat Wreck Chords)
Bad Flirt – Virgin Talk (Kartel)
OnGuard – This Has Its Price and That Price Has Been Paid (demo) (Independent)
Parts and Labor – Receivers (Jagjaguar)
Vivian Girls – Vivian Girls (In the Red)
Vancougar – Canadian Tuxedo (Mint)
Thursday/Envy – Split (Temporary Residence)
Ashers – Cold Dark Place (Welfare)
Murder by Death – Red of Tooth and Claw (Vagrant)
Longwave – Secrets Are Sinister (Original Signal)
Top Eight Live Performances of 2008

1. None More Black (Reunion Show) @ Deep Sleep – Philadelphia, PA
2. Paint It Black @ The Black Dot – Montreal, QC
3. Fucked Up @ Great Scott – Allston, MA
4. Chuck Ragan/Tim Barry/Ben Nichols (The Revival Tour) @ The Middle East – Cambridge, MA
5. Monotonix @ The Knitting Factory – New York, NY (CMJ)
6. Amanda Palmer & The Boston Pops @ Symphony Hall – Boston, MA
7. Hot Water Music/Thursday/Paint It Black @ Terminal 5 – New York, NY
8. A Place to Bury Strangers @ La Sala Rosa – Montreal, QC
Honorable Mention
Baroness/Genghis Tron/Bison B.C. @ La Sala Rosa – Montreal, QC
Disfear @ Great Scott – Allston, MA
The Gaslight Anthem (Record Release) @ The Middle East – Cambridge, MA
Street Dogs @ Warped Tour ’08 @ Parc Jean Drapeau – Montreal, QC
Strike Anywhere/Paint It Black/The Riverboat Gamblers/Ashers @ The Middle East – Cambridge, MA
Top Seven Records of 2007 That I Didn’t Absorb Until 2008

1. Attack in Black – Marriage (Dine Alone)
2. Baroness – The Red Album (Relapse)
3. Keren Ann – Keren Ann (Blue Note)
4. Career Suicide – Attempted Suicide (Deranged)
5. Sundowner – Four One Five Two (Red Scare)
6. Sage Francis – Human the Death Dance (Epitaph)
7. The Austerity Program – Black Madonna (Hydra Head)
Top Six Single Tracks of 2008
1. Anna is a Stool Pidgeon” by Tom Gabel
2. “The Beekeeper” by Paint It Black
3. “The 59 Sound” by The Gaslight Anthem
4. “Daedelus” by Thrice
5. “Untitled” by Against Me!
6. ”Hiroshima, Mon Frere” by Bad Flirt
Top Five Things Said by Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin in 2008

1. “As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?”
2. “There’s a place in Hell reserved for women who don’t support other women.”
3. “They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan.”
4. “We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. …We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation.”
5. “The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.”
Top Four Instances of Ass-Kickery Perpetrated by Wade T. Wilson in 2008

1. Killed Wolverine (he got better though.) (Wolverine Origins #23)
2. Defeated a brontosaurus infected with an alien symbiote. (Cable & Deadpool #50)
3. Fed an entire troop of assassins to zombie nurses. (Deadpool #5)
4. Single-handedly saved all of existance from complete temporal collapse (but ended up resurrecting his nemesis in the process…nerts.) (Cable & Deadpool #48)
Top Three Events of Mass Destruction Caused by Dethklok in 2008

1. Plunged the entire state of Florida into economic and social anarchy before accidently summoning a hurricane that destroyed the entire state.
2. Clear cut an entire section of the Amazon rainforest (with rail guns), killing hundreds of endangered species in the process.
3. Accidently released over one hundred of the country’s deadliest convicts from prison, including a man convicted of killing and eating 274 babies and toddlers.
Top Two Seth Rogen Films of 2008

1. Pineapple Express
2. Zach and Miri Make a Porno
Band of the Year

Hot Water Music
First they announce a release date for their long awaited rarities compilation and follow it up with a full blown reunion, proceeded to spend most of the year hitting most major areas in the country and reminding all the bands that ripped them off in vivid detail what the American post-hardcore scene was missing over the past two years (honesty, integrity and brilliant songwriting), before capping off the year with a promise not only of more shows, but of new recorded material as well. The kings have returned.
It’s incredibly rare that a movie will compel me to write about it immediately upon seeing it. It’s even more rare that that movie is a cartoon and it’s damn near impossible that said cartoon be primarily marketed to kids. However, Wall-E happens to be one of those select few.
Despite being the latest property to emerge from Pixar Studios (and specifically the Pixar/Disney Marriage that has created such filmic gems as Toy Story, Finding Nemo and my one of my all time favorites, The Incredibles), Wall-E doesn’t exactly fall in line with the relative kid friendliness of it’s predecessors. Sure, there’s cute cartoon fun by the bucketful and more than enough signature Pixar wit to satisfy your average thumb sucker, but I’d say the film stands out as a borderline prophetic piece of social commentary that is quite obviously directed towards the adults in the audience. For those not sure what I mean, I’ll break it down like this: the film, for about the first half hour or so, takes place on Earth nearly eight hundred years into the future. The planet is desolate and literally filled with garbage. Fictional mega-store “Buy N’ Large” (a not so subtle analogue to everyone’s favorite monster corporation Wal-Mart) had at some point in the past expanded to the point where it controlled the world’s banks, automotive distributors and eventually, governing bodies. When it became aparent to the conglomerate that the Earth was too full of waste to sustain life (human or otherwise), they launched humanity into space on intergalactic luxury liners and left an army of Waste Allocation Load Lifter Earth-Class (or W.A.L.L.-E.) robots on the surface to clean up the planet in their stead. The movie begins Seven hundred years later and there is only one Wall-E robot left operational. This robot appears to develop a personality and, at least in theory, emotions. One day a mysterious ship lands on Earth and deploys an Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator (or E.V.E.) robot to scan the planet for signs of plant life. Eventually Wall-E and EVE develop a friendship, however before it can develop, EVE’s programming kicks when Wall-E shows her a living plant he discovered and she immediately contains the plant, goes into stasis and begins homing the ship that dropped her off. Eventually the ship arrives and carries the two robots to one of the luxury liners that had left Earth, which appeared to be parked in some kind of ion cloud in space. This is the point when humans are introduced to the film. Due to the incredible automation contained on the ship, humanity had become incredibly lazy and morbidly obese, spending their lives in hover chairs while machines do, literally, everything for them including, as we later find out, piloting the ship. Once EVE arrives with the plant, it is revealed that the ship’s robot’s, lead by the ship’s autopilot itself, had been ordered by the BNL executives to remain in space indefinitely since the planet was deemed to never be inhabitable again. Eventually Wally and EVE save the day and humanity returns to Earth to re-colonize the planet and rebuild civilization (and break free from their technological dependence at the same time.)The actual film contains a lot more cute cartoon fun, but for that you’ll just have to catch it yourselves.
Now, I can’t decide if the film is more a stab at the overt commercialism displayed by modern day, specifically North American, society or humanity’s growing dependence on machinery to complete tasks that can be easily accomplished by people given minimal effort. I’ve come to the conclusion that neither message surpasses the other within the film, but both are tackled separately (with the anti-commercialism angle filling up the film’s first act and the anti-dependence message filling the second and third acts.) While the future is impossible to determine, based on the place that I see our society in now, a future like the one shown in the film not only seems plausible, but it seems damn well likely (at least in my completely biased opinion.) I feel one of the film’s greatest achievements is the fact that while it puts many ideas on the table, it stops just short of becoming preachy. The traditional “you should all be ashamed of yourselves” conclusion that one would normally expect to accompany a movie that tackles such subject matter is pre-empted by the traditional fantasy happy ending where everything returns to normal and the protagonists live happily ever after. While this ending is absolutely necessary since it is, after all, still ostensibly (at least according to its marketing and origins) a movie for kids, I feel the fact that the movie is literally incapable of becoming an angry sobfest results in one of best commentaries on the times we live in that I’ve seen in a very long time (possibly ever.) While the film stands on its own as a general warning (of sorts) of what may be coming for us as a species (and does so far better than anything Al Gore has ever produced), it also functions incredibly well as a light-hearted animated story about a robot who just wants to hold someone else’s hand.
I honestly cannot recommend this film enough (and I fully intend to laugh out loud when it inevitably ends up being sold at Wal-Mart and may break my Wal-Mart embargo in order to purchase it there in order to document the experience so that I can laugh at it later.)
(Oh, and for the record, I did notice that Wall-E’s start-up tune was Apple Macintosh start-up tune, but in all honesty that fact is largely irrelivant to the grand scheme of this review. Besides, it makes perfect sense to me that Steve Jobs will one day invent an army of janitor robots.)
