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Suck It Up and Play
June 7, 2010, 7:04 pm
Filed under: Music

By now I’m sure most people are aware of the supremely fucked up shit happening down in Arizona. That immigration law is an absolutely despicable piece of garbage legislation, written and signed into law by a bunch of scared white fear mongers that desperately want to make people believe that the founding fathers were “just kidding” with all that “liberty and justice for all” stuff. Clearly what they meant is liberty and justice for everyone that is white and Christian…everyone else is clearly here illegally and needs to get the fuck out, right? Anyway, the point of this article is not the bill itself (I think my stance on that should be pretty clear at this point) since everyone and their goddamn mothers is either coming out for or against that sucker. No, this article is specifically about of the of the REACTIONS to the bill that, while not quite disturbing me YET, has got me thinking. (more…)



The Best Music Created This Decade Part 4: 20-11
December 27, 2009, 6:14 am
Filed under: Music

Yeah….we’ve reached the point in the list where the records have become such an engrained part of my existence that anything beyond “DUUUHHRRRRRR” is really hard to formulate…but we’ll see how it goes… (more…)



The Best Music Created This Decade Part 3: 30-21
December 26, 2009, 9:22 pm
Filed under: Music

NEW DISCLAIMER THE FIRST: I realized while writing this section that the ranking of albums…except inside of the Top 15 maybe…are pretty arbitrary…since a lot of these records are so different from eachother that ranking them against eachother is kinda silly…but whats done is done…

NEW DISCLAIMER THE SECOND: In case you haven’t figured it out…I’m only working with full lengths for this list…however, if I wasn’t, the demo and two following EPs by Rochester’s Sakes Alive!! (AKA the nine total original songs they released this decade)would have appeared together in this post…because they totally fucking rip. (more…)



The Best Music Created This Decade Part 2: 40-31
December 26, 2009, 1:38 am
Filed under: Music

Same disclaimers as before apply. Ready and go. (more…)



The Best Music Created This Decade Part 1: 50-41
December 23, 2009, 3:09 pm
Filed under: Music

Since trying to seem oh so knowledgeable and musically apt by creating a best of the decade list seems to be what all the cool kids are doing, I obviously had to throw my hat into the ring as well. First though, a few warnings about whats to come (and a bit of advice to those looking to make their own lists.)

First: I’m not even going to pretend to be objective with this one. This list is based just as much on my own personal experiences with the listed bands/records as it is the musical/theoretical attributes put forth by said bands/records. My best advice to anyone looking to tackle this somewhat daunting organizational task is to do the same: there was a LOT of good music this decade and to try and rank them based on some kind of objective rubric is inane and almost defeats the purpose of writing about an art form. Don’t be afraid to make claims only because you want to (just don’t be TOO much of a dick about it.)

Second: I’ve elected to only select one album from any given band for this one, as to level the playing field a bit. This, believe it not, was the hardest part of this whole ordeal as in many cases a given band put out more than a few quality releases over the last ten years (case in point: Mastodon.) Chances are my selection of some given album is based entirely on when I heard it in relation to it’s brethren…nothing more, nothing less. Ideally my commentary will illuminate my choices a bit though.

Got it? Good. There will be a test later. (more…)



What Didn’t Suck About Music in 2009
December 23, 2009, 5:34 am
Filed under: Music

Curious what I listened to this year? I know you are.

PREFACE THE FIRST: This is all relative and I will have probably changed my mind as to the standing of some of these records in a week.

PREFACE THE SECOND: If there was a 31st entry it would have been Somebody Loves You by Austin Lucas.

PREFACE THE LAST: I completely forgot about Wavering Radiant by Isis and am too lazy to go back and rework things. That record killed though.

Ahem… (more…)



Hey Anarcho Punks…You Really Aren’t That Mysterious.
February 24, 2009, 9:30 pm
Filed under: Music, Rants

(Yes, this is a re-post, you aren’t crazy.)

While this may be a bit of a controversial statement these days, I love Against Me! If you’ve been following the United States punk scene (or, lets face it, if you’ve been reading Punknews) for the past give or take six years you’ve heard of these guys. It’s a pretty typical story of “band starts out performing in basements, becomes noticed and signed to an established independent label for a few years before moving to a subsidiary of Warner Brothers and alienating half of their fans in the process.” Given the current state of the music industry, stuff like this happens pretty often. What was once the unforgivable sin of “selling your soul” and signing to a major label isn’t as taboo as it was when Henry Rollins didn’t have gray hair. However, bands still take shit for it (from the fans who ostensibly gave them their career in the first place since all majors are looking for bands that come with a built in audience these days), but few took it as badly as Against Me! did (though some HAVE gotten worse.) Mind you, this is probably due to the song titles like “Baby I’m an Anarchist” and lyrics like “we want a band who plays loud and hard every night and doesn’t care how many people come in at the door; they would drive a hundred million miles and ask for nothing but a plate of food and a place to rest” along with a general dislike for the establishment that they based their early career on. However, from a strictly musical standpoint, they’re still making some of the best rock music out there (their latest effort (and Sire Records debut) New Wave is easily one of the best records of any genre of the last five years…although, calling it a punk record might be a little bit of a stretch) and I would personally rather see them getting attention than whatever emo band that formed last year is popular on MySpace this week. While I still see the validity of the scorned anarchist arguments against the band, I personally don’t see it as enough of a reason to stop listening since I generally don’t have problems with musicians making decisions that make it easier for them to be musicians as long as the music itself continues progressing logically (and remains entertaining.) To each his (or her) own I suppose.

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The Patient Beekeeper (or “Why Paint It Black and The Gaslight Anthem Made The Best Records of 2008″ (also “Hey Look! I’m Finally Writing About Music in my Music Blog!))
December 22, 2008, 3:25 am
Filed under: Movies, Music, politics, Reviews

Alright, so my “official” Music Top 30 of 2008 will be up next week on the crazy awesome CJLO Magazine (and can also be seen below), however while I did not want to get into too much detail on that list, I still want to take a minute (or five….time is relative on here anyway….) to wax poetic on my two top picks from this past year: Paint It Black’s New Lexicon and The Gaslight Anthem’s The ’59 Sound.


Philadelphia’s Paint It Black are by no means a new name amongst the worldwide hardcore scene (and I do mean worldwide, though that has more to do with the unprecidented accessibility of music thanks to the internet than the band’s actual tour itinerary or Jade Tree Records’ distribution despite both of those things being large and impressive), however I would say that before this year my love of them remained within in relatively healthy parameters, always overshadowed by frontman Dan Yemin’s other band that absolutely NO ONE has heard of called Lifetime. Then came New Lexicon.

As far as the songwriting goes, it is certainly no better or worse than your standard east coast hardcore fare: driven by a pounding drum beat and bassline with the guitar work filling in the gaps where needed. While the cast of characters making up the musical instrument noise (Josh Agran and Andy Nelson (Affirmative Action Jackson) and Jared Shavelson (The Hope Conspiracy, None More Black)) are certainly top notch, its the voice of the band that truly defines what makes it great. Yemin (a fully certified and praticing Child Psychologist) is a frickin word ninja. No matter what subject he chooses to tackle (everything from God to vegetarianism to anonymous insulting assholes on the internet), he manages to mold his thoughts on them into the most biting, straightforwardly honest lyrics I’ve heard since I discovered Minor Threat and delivers them with one of the most unique, raw voices in hardcore today. His frustration and anger is completely on the table in tracks like “White Kids Dying of Hunger” and “Gravity Wins” just like his hope and love of life is on point in “Past Tense, Future Perfect” and “We Will Not.” However, the track that takes the cake for me is “The Beekeeper” with its incredibly quotable breakdown of “live fast but dont die young, slow down but never ever stop.” Words to live by if I ever heard them.

The production on this record is also notably unique. While all the sounds were recorded by the unfuckwithable J. Robbins, the entire record was mixed and mastered by what most would consider an unlikely party (unless you’re familiar with his origins) within the hardcore scene: The Oktopus (one half of the similarly unfuckwithable New Jersey Hip-Hop duo Dälek) However, the layering of sounds as well as the ambient, found-sound interludes present on the record add a dimension that was heretofore unseen on a hardcore record and adds an air of both mystery and urgency to the record that ultimately proves to be an entirely effective addition to the proceedings.

Simply put, this record and its decidedly motivational/confrontational message got to me exactly when I needed it to and reminded me just how powerful music in general and hardcore in particular can be. When I saw Paint It Black in March and again in April and July, Yemin openly declared that they had created the most important hardcore record of 2008 and while there were certainly a lot of great hardcore offerings this year, none of them came anywhere close to this.

This leads us to the other record that I found so good this year that I actually had to split my Top 30 into two seperate lists so that I could have two number ones, the sophomore release from New Brunswick, New Jersey’s The Gaslight Anthem. While New Lexicon was essentially my musical therapy/anger release tool of the year, The ’59 Sound was my musical prozac.

I first discovered The Gaslight Anthem when they opened for Florida’s favorite folk-punks Against Me! in 2007. While this statement might imply that I had actually SEEN them open for Against Me! I feel I should specify that I was only AWARE that they had done so…but that was more than enough for me to actively seek out their 2007 full length Sink or Swim. While I certainly enjoyed that record a great deal, it was ultimately trumped by the debut full length from Hertfordshire, England’s Gallows for best record of 2007. However, my love of the band continued on through their first release of the year, the Senor and the Queen EP and their signing to SideOneDummy records. However, as rumours began to swirl about the record leaking to the internet a few months prior to its scheduled release, other rumours about the record’s inability to please also began. These rumours admittedly had be worried, since while New Lexicon was a pleasant surprise, I was actively anticipating this record to be nothing short of amazing. I had already been let down by one release this year (Protest the Hero’s shit sandwich of a third record), however once I finally managed to hear The ’59 Sound in its entirety I could proudly label those who spread those early rumors as “complete retards.”

This record arguably delivers something for all fans of country, the blues, early rock n’ roll, punk rock and, to up the already high name drop quota of this post, Bruce Springsteen. While the comparisons to The Boss were made in response to their first record, this is probably only because singer/guitarist Brian Fallon had repeatedly listed Springsteen as a personal influence and music reporters are dumb (since that record had way more in common with  Hot Water Music and Lucero than it ever did with Springsteen.) However, that established influence took center stage this time, as everything from the production to the packaging to the songs themselves actively emulated The Boss and the musical era he came from. While many would view this as a negative thing, I choose to see it as incredibly positive thing based on the simple principle that no one, especially no one as old as the members of The Gaslight Anthem, writes music like that anymore. The kind of songs that could make you laugh, cry, shiver and shake your body, almost despite yourself, like the works of Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan could are slowly becoming extinct or relegated to oldies stations and mail order record catalogues while the artists themselves are becoming shadows of their former selves both artistically and commercially (that last Springsteen EP was okay, but seriously Bob? Shilling for Victoria’s Secret? Selling your record exclusively at Starbucks? COME ON MAN! Elvis did some stupid things too, but you are really pushing it.) However, Fallon and crew (drummer Benny Horowitz, bassist Alex Levine and guitarist Alex Rosimilia) haven’t forgotten how powerful songs like “Born to Run” and “Glory Days” could be (even if they’re all far too young to have been around when those albums were released) and have opted to bring that feeling to a new generation with absolutely stellar results.

The haunting, jaded defeat of “Here’s Lookin At You Kid,” the playful joy of “Casanova Baby” and the stoik rememberence of the title track, The ’59 Sound, all resonate as incredibly powerful emotions that are at the same time both relatable to pretty much everyone while still remaining somewhat neutral for those who like their music that way (not everyone needs their music laden with personal messages and relatable plot points after all…those people are most likely soulless,but I’m still pretty sure they exist nonetheless.) Another plus to this record is that while most of the tracks stand perfectly well on their own, the record still manages to create an entirely listenable package that most artists who write singles completely fail to create (if that’s even their goal…which we all know it isn’t…coughfloggingmollycoughcough………wait I love Flogging Molly what the fuck am I talking about?….ANYWAY…)

Essentially, these guys manage to prove, despite the music industry standard to separate people into genre specifications, that universally enjoyable music can still be created (its rare, but it does happen.) This fact can’t be illustrated better than by the crowd that turned out for their record release show at The Middle East in Cambridge, Massachusetts this past August. There were the jaded music connoisseurs but also the “appreciators-in-passing.” You had the punks and the jocks, the nerds and the “cool kids,” all united in a sweaty singalong. While this phenomenon is not altogether uncommon these days as more and more cult bands receive mainstream attention, which in return varies their audiences, I’m not entirely sure The Gaslight Anthem are THAT big quite yet (though they will be very very soon), which probably means all those people managed to discover and enjoy them on their own based only on the band’s music and without the assistance of mainstream marketing, which is ABSOLUTELY more rare of an occurrence.

Alright there ya go, another long-winded diatribe about why good music still exists. Go buy both of these. Do it.



Top Picks of 2008
December 22, 2008, 2:45 am
Filed under: Comics, Movies, Music, politics, Television

Top 15 Heavy Records of 2008
1. Paint It Black – New Lexicon (Jade Tree)
2. Fucked Up – The Chemistry of Common Life (Matador)
3. Disfear – Live the Storm (Relapse)
4. Reign Supreme – American Violence (Deathwish)
5. Bison B.C. – Quiet Earth (Metal Blade)
6. Genghis Tron – Board Up the House (Relapse)
7. Carpathian – Isolation (Deathwish)
8. These Arms are Snakes – Tail Swallower and Dove (Suicide Squeeze)
9. Cursed – III: Architects of Troubled Sleep (Goodfellow)
10. Russian Circles – Station (Suicide Squeeze)
11. Verse – Aggression (Bridge 9)
12. Grave Maker – Bury Me At Sea (Smallman)
13. Blacklisted – Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than God (Deathwish)
14. The Bronx – The Bronx III (White Drugs)
15. Trash Talk – Trash Talk (TT Collective)

Top 15 Less Heavy Records of 2008
1. The Gaslight Anthem – The ’59 Sound (SideOneDummy)
2. Fucked Up – The Chemistry of Common Life (Matador)*
3. Tom Gabel – Heart Burns (Sire)
4. Dillinger Four – C I V I L W A R (Fat Wreck Chords)
5. Chris Wollard and the Ship Thieves – Chris Wollard and the Ship Thieves (Independent)
6. The Hold Steady – Stay Positive (Vagrant)
7. The Creepshow – Run For Your Life (Stomp)
8. Mates of State – Re-Arrange Us (Barsuk)
9. LaGrecia – On Parallels (Suburban Home)
10. Amanda Palmer – Who Killed Amanda Palmer? (Roadrunner)
11. Tim Barry – Manchester (Suburban Home)
12. The Mae Shi – HLLYH (Team Shi)
13. Monotonix – Body Language (Drag City)
14. Bridge and Tunnel – East/West (No Idea)
15. Carpenter – Law of the Land (Smallman)

*This record includes both all the characteristics of a great heavy record AND all the characteristics of a great less heavy record (and if you disagree you are wrong.)

Honorable Mention
Street Dogs – State of Grace (Hellcat)
Chuck Ragan & Austin Lucas – Bristle Ridge (Ten Four)
Thrice – The Alchemy Index Volume 2: Air and Earth (Vagrant)
Thrice – Live at the House of Blues (Vagrant)
An Albatross Family Album (Eyeball)
Fear Before – Fear Before (Equal Vision)
The Loved Ones – Build and Burn (Fat Wreck Chords)
Virgins – Miscarriage (Kiss of Death)
Dead to Me – Little Brother (Fat Wreck Chords)
Bad Flirt – Virgin Talk (Kartel)
OnGuard – This Has Its Price and That Price Has Been Paid (demo) (Independent)
Parts and Labor – Receivers (Jagjaguar)
Vivian Girls – Vivian Girls (In the Red)
Vancougar – Canadian Tuxedo (Mint)
Thursday/Envy – Split (Temporary Residence)
Ashers – Cold Dark Place (Welfare)
Murder by Death – Red of Tooth and Claw (Vagrant)
Longwave – Secrets Are Sinister (Original Signal)

Top Eight Live Performances of  2008


1. None More Black (Reunion Show) @ Deep Sleep – Philadelphia, PA
2. Paint It Black @ The Black Dot – Montreal, QC
3. Fucked Up @ Great Scott – Allston, MA
4. Chuck Ragan/Tim Barry/Ben Nichols (The Revival Tour) @ The Middle East – Cambridge, MA
5. Monotonix @ The Knitting Factory – New York, NY (CMJ)
6. Amanda Palmer & The Boston Pops @ Symphony Hall – Boston, MA
7. Hot Water Music/Thursday/Paint It Black @ Terminal 5 – New York, NY
8. A Place to Bury Strangers @ La Sala Rosa – Montreal, QC

Honorable Mention
Baroness/Genghis Tron/Bison B.C. @ La Sala Rosa – Montreal, QC
Disfear @ Great Scott – Allston, MA
The Gaslight Anthem (Record Release) @ The Middle East – Cambridge, MA
Street Dogs @ Warped Tour ’08 @ Parc Jean Drapeau – Montreal, QC
Strike Anywhere/Paint It Black/The Riverboat Gamblers/Ashers @ The Middle East – Cambridge, MA

Top Seven Records of 2007 That I Didn’t Absorb Until 2008


1. Attack in Black – Marriage (Dine Alone)

2. Baroness – The Red Album (Relapse)

3. Keren Ann – Keren Ann (Blue Note)

4. Career Suicide – Attempted Suicide (Deranged)

5. Sundowner – Four One Five Two (Red Scare)

6. Sage Francis – Human the Death Dance (Epitaph)

7. The Austerity Program – Black Madonna (Hydra Head)

Top Six Single Tracks of 2008


1. Anna is a Stool Pidgeon” by Tom Gabel

2. “The Beekeeper” by Paint It Black

3. “The 59 Sound” by The Gaslight Anthem

4. “Daedelus” by Thrice

5. “Untitled” by Against Me!

6. ”Hiroshima, Mon Frere” by Bad Flirt

Top Five Things Said by Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin in 2008


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1. “As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?”

2. “There’s a place in Hell reserved for women who don’t support other women.”

3. “They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan.”

4. “We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. …We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation.”

5. “The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.”

Top Four Instances of Ass-Kickery Perpetrated by Wade T. Wilson in 2008


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1. Killed Wolverine (he got better though.) (Wolverine Origins #23)
2. Defeated a brontosaurus infected with an alien symbiote. (Cable & Deadpool #50)
3. Fed an entire troop of assassins to zombie nurses. (Deadpool #5)
4. Single-handedly saved all of existance from complete temporal collapse (but ended up resurrecting his nemesis in the process…nerts.) (Cable & Deadpool #48)

Top Three Events of Mass Destruction Caused by Dethklok in 2008

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1. Plunged the entire state of Florida into economic and social anarchy before accidently summoning a hurricane that destroyed the entire state.

2. Clear cut an entire section of the Amazon rainforest (with rail guns), killing hundreds of endangered species in the process.

3. Accidently released over one hundred of the country’s deadliest convicts from prison, including a man convicted of killing and eating 274 babies and toddlers.

Top Two Seth Rogen Films of 2008

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1. Pineapple Express

2. Zach and Miri Make a Porno

Band of the Year

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Hot Water Music

First they announce a release date for their long awaited rarities compilation and follow it up with a full blown reunion, proceeded to spend most of the year hitting most major areas in the country and reminding all the bands that ripped them off in vivid detail what the American post-hardcore scene was missing over the past two years (honesty, integrity and brilliant songwriting), before capping off the year with a promise not only of more shows, but of new recorded material as well. The kings have returned.



Review Round Up #1
June 8, 2008, 8:12 pm
Filed under: Music, Reviews

I was just published in the CJLO Radio Magazine again, this time with my review of The Unseen’s latest appearance in Montreal. Check It Out.

The Unseen @ Club Soda, May 10th.

While we’re at it, let’s throw in my Sick Of It All review from a few months back, since I’m still particularly pleased with it.

Sick Of It All @ Le Studio JPR, February 3rd.




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